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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

So one time there was this woman learning...

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.