Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Women's rights.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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woman's rights

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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