The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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MySpace.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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