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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What did the car do? CRASH!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Nickelback

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Then none of us want to be right.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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