- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Knock, Knock Who's There

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

An Aisian failed a test

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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