let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Albert your flies undone.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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