What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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