- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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