How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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