It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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okay so theres this guy.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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yada yada

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Suck pussy

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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