- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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