- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

A blind man walks into a library.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

A person from Singapore eats

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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