- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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