What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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Continents are large islands.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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