- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

what has genitial warts? me

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What's the difference between a lamp?

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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