A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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yada yada

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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