What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Well this is pointless.....

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

A train poops its pants.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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