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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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