You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

irish man drinking john smiths

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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