what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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boobs!

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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