- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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