- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Waffles ate my grandma

why are black people so fast? because there black

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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