- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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