- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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