What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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What's your guys names?

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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