- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

dick dick dick... frogs

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Hail Heetluh

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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