whats polish and black a polish black person

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

hard cheese

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

knock knock? come in

Whats white? A fridge

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Cancer.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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