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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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