- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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