What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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