- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Guess what? Bananas

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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