- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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