- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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feminists.

speech and debate.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

boobs!

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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