- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Wolfjob.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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