- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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