- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

roses are red violets are indigo

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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