Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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