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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Justin beiber..

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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