What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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I am a women

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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