What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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