What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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