- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Your dads dead. lol

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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