- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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