- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

can you pass the soap?

your life

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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