- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Soccer...

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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