- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

A sober Irish individual.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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