A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Amazing

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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