Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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