- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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