- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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